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Raggedy Ann

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 | Posted in Dirty Adult, Yo Mama
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Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio’s nose and shouting, “Lie to me!!!”

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  • Pete

    Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 | Posted in Dirty Adult, Gay
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    Q. What is gren gay and flies through the air?

    A. Peter Pansy

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  • Getting Pregnant…

    Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 | Posted in Lawyer, Medical, Office
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    An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?”

    “Certainly,” replies the doctor. “Where do you think lawyers come from?”

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  • Henry’s Dilemma

    Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 | Posted in Wedding
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    Henry and his over-developed wife were sitting in the stands waiting for the football game to begin.

    A friend walked over and said, “Hello Henry,” and
    gave Henry’s wife’s breast a little squeeze and walked away.

    A few minutes later another guy walked over and said, “Hello Henry,” then he too, fondled his wife’s breasts and walked on.

    This strange sequence of events went on for some time.

    Finally a man sitting next to Henry spoke up, “Listen pal, It’s none of my business, but isn’t it a little odd that at least twelve guys came by, said hello to you then grabbed your wife by the breast? What’s the story?”

    Henry looked at him and moaned, “What can I do? If I leave her at home, she sleeps with everybody!”

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  • Lent

    Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 | Posted in Dirty Adult
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    This couple met in the early days of the Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans. They feel in love and got married, and every night they partied, drank and went home to let Nature take its course.

    One night, nothing happened. She wondered why he had cooled off, so she tried a ploy: She left the window open.

    “Honey, would you close the window. I’m cold,” she said.

    He crawled over her to close the window and then went back to his side of the bed.

    She said, “What’s the matter?”

    He said, “It’s Lent.”

    She said, “Well, who’d you lend it to and when are you going to get it back?”

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  • blonde & a huskie

    Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 | Posted in Blonde, Dirty Adult
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    What do you get when you cross a blonde with a huskie?

    Either a dumb dog or a whore who is winter insulated !!

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  • A Family Decision

    Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 | Posted in Medical, Religious
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    One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?”

    “Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”

    “That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?”

    “Yeah, and they’re in favor 15 to 2.”

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