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It’s a sunny afternoon on a summer day. A blonde is seen in front of K-Mart in a shopping mall.

She is visibly flustered and sweating profusely. People in the stores have been watching her in almost the same place for hours. Every now and then she’s been asking shoppers - ‘Could you tell me the time please?’

She hears the answer and mutters - ‘How can this happen?’ Finally she meets a kind old lady and asks her the same question .

‘Four o’ clock honey’ , replies the old lady .

‘I don’t understand this,’ says the blonde .

‘What Honey?’ asks the kind lady.

‘I’ve asking the same question to thousands since the morning, and everyone gives me a different reply !!!! How do I know who’s lying ?’

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because
of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, “I like both.”

“Both?” said the artist.

Engineer: “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress,they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.”

Bill Clinton and the Pope both die on the same day. Clinton goes to heaven and the Pope goes to hell.

Upon their arrivals at their respectful destinations the Pope begins to argue with Satan that there must have been a mistake.

After checking the computer the devil comes back and tells the Pope that there was a mistake and that he should get on the UP escalator as soon as a replacement can be found in heaven.

Shortly thereafter the devil instructs the Pope to board the UP escalator.

So as the Pope is riding the up escalator he passes Clinton who is on the DOWN escalator. Clinton says to the Pope, “Father I just want you to know that I am taking your place in hell.”

The Pope looks at Clinton and says, “Thank you, my son. I am so happy to be going to heaven. I cannot wait to meet God, Jesus and the Virgin Mary!”

Clinton looks at the Pope and replies, “Well Father, two out of three ain’t bad!”

She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. "Who was it?" he asked. "My husband," she replied. "I better get going," he said. "Where was he?" "Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."

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