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Blowing Chunks

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 | Posted in Funny Stories
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A Bartender makes a bet with a man. The bartender will set up 20 shots and the man has to drink them without passing out. If the man did this he would be able to drink for free. The man drank the 20 shots and with everyone slapping his back staggered home.

Two weeks passed and the man returned to the bar.
“Hey! There’s the man who will put me out of business!” the bartender joked “What will you have?”

“Milk” the man replied.

“You can have any drink for free, and all you want is milk?” asked the bartender.

“You don’t understand,” said the man, “when I went home that night I blew chunks.”

“you had alot to drink”, replied the bartender, “bound to make any man sick.”

“you don’t understand,” said the man, “Chunks is the name of my dog.”


Mechanical VS Civil Engineers

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 | Posted in Questions Answers
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What is the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

A mechanical engineer builds weapons. A civil engineer builds targets.

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Bad Plate

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 | Posted in Office
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A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?”

The man replies, “All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious . . . Hollandaise Sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables — everything!”

“Well,” says the dentist, “that’s probably the problem. Hollandaise Sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away your upper plate. I’ll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.”

“Why chrome?” asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, “It’s simple. Everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”

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List at least 7 political issues that people make jokes about in the political cartoons?

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 | Posted in Dirty Adult
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what are the political cartoons are about?eg.elections.. In other words : what does political cartoons makes fun about or what are they mostly about?

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Why do some people se suicide as a joke?

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 | Posted in Funny Stories
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Do they not realize that its very serious?

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