Q. What do you get when you cross a prostitute with an elephant?

A. You’ll get a girl that will do it for peanuts and never forget you.

i dont remember the middle, but it ends with.. "if the frou shits, wear it!" its hilarious. trust me.

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Sign on the wall of the local brothel:

“It’s a business doing pleasure with you.”

There was a young lady named Flo.
Whose lover had pulled out too slow.
So they tried it all night
‘Til he got it just right.
Well, practice makes pregnant, you know.

Polls are revealing that americans now think that democrats are the party of the moral majority! How did one guy, Foley, change the political landscape? Did his indiscretion replace Clinton's? Do americans really put that much stock into morality when vot