A guy has a friend who just moved his business. He decided to get a nice bouquet of flowers for his friend as a gift. He called the flower shop, they took his order, and he thought everything was great.

Two weeks later, this guy gets an invitation to come to his friend’s open house, celebrating the new location. This fellow goes to the open house and it is packed. Instead of trying to find his friend immediately, the guy looks to see how his gift of flowers turned out.

After searching all over for his gift, he finally comes upon it. He thinks they look marvelous. He goes to read the card and he becomes infuriated, because it read “Rest In Peace.” This guy was terribly upset that the flower company sent his friend the worng card, and he was going to let them know about it.

The next day comes, and this guy calls the flower shop. He yells at the clerk telling him how he can’t believe they messed up such a simple order.

The clerk feels terrible and apologises profusley. He then tries to see what exactly happened to this guys flowers and seeing where they ended up, he tells the guy, “Sir, you might be upset that your friend got flowers saying ‘Rest In Peace,’ but just think, somewhere, there is a funeral and beside the casket there are some lovely flowers with a card
that reads ‘Congratulations On Your New Location.’”

If you are not a computer geek, you may not get this one.

I built my first pc last week, I am very proud of it. I have a 350 mhz AMD K- 2 cpu, a 100 mhz system board, 512k l2 cache, 64 meg sdram dimms chip, a 6.4 gig hard drive with 512k cache and ultra dma/33, a 40x and a 40x cdrom. I would love to tell you about the performance, but I am still waiting for an operating system. It seems DOS 3.3 is such a hot seller, Microsoft is having trouble keeping up with demand.

A man says to his friend, “I have two questions that I will ask you. One question is extremely easy to answer, while the other one is extremely difficult to answer. If you answer the first question correctly, I will give you $500. If you answer BOTH questions correctly, you will be given $1,000. Do you understand?” The friend nods affirmatively.

Continuing, the man says, “OK, which question would you like first? The very easy question, or the very difficult one?”

“I’ll try the very easy question,” says his friend.

“OK,” says the questioner. “Here’s your very easy question: ‘In what year did this happen?’”

The friend was puzzled. “In what year did WHAT happen?” he asked.

“Don’t get ahead of me,” the questioner responded, “Answer the easy question, first.”