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Speaking of Snow White…

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 | Posted in Funny Stories
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Did you know her Prince Charming was impotent? If you watch the movie, you will hear her sing about how “someday my prince will come”.


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Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 | Posted in Funny Stories
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TWO WOMEN ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM A NIGHT OUT STOP IN A GRAVEYARD FOR A PISS ONE WIPES HER FANNY WITH HER KNICKERS AND THE OTHER WITH A WREATH.THE TWO HUSBANDS WERE IN THE PUB THE NEXT DAY AND THE FIRST MAN SAYS "I BETTER WATCH MY WIFE SHE CAME HOME WITH N

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Choose how to die

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 | Posted in Indian
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce Indian tribe. The chief comes to them and says, “The bad news is now that we’ve caught you, we’re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die.”

The Frenchman says, “I take ze poison.” The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, “Vive la France!” and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, “A pistol for me, please.” The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, “God save the queen!” and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, “Gimme a fork.” The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There’s blood gushing out all over, it’s terrible.

The chief is appalled, and screams, “What are you doing???”

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, “So much for your canoe, asshole!”

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Femine Hygiene Spray

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 | Posted in Religious
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Q: Have you heard of they new femine hygiene spray called SSY.

A: Yes they are the company that took P.U. out of pussy.

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answer this joke right, get 500 pts.?

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 | Posted in Funny Stories
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there was this boy walking through the forest. he saw 3 birds in a tree. he shot one. how many were left?

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