Q: What`s the difference between a cheerleader and a cadillac?

A: Not everyone’s been inside of a cadillac!

When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe and said, “I have an informal piece of advice for you, Miss Bell. There’s only one way you can get along in this school without submitting to the sexual advances of the principal.”

“Oh my God! Well, er, what was is that?”

“I’ll explain it,” he continued, “as soon as you’ve undressed.”

> Say the word COW before each word.
>
> 1 - Cows
> 2 - About
> 3 - Talking
> 4 - Idiot
> 5 - This
> 6 - Got
> 7 - I
> 8 - Long
> 9 - How
> 10 - Look
>
> Now say the word COW After each word
>
> 1 - Cows
> 2 - About
> 3 - Talking
> 4 - Idiot
> 5 - This
> 6 - Got
> 7 - I
> 8 - Long
> 9 - How
> 10 - Look
>
> Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
>
> 1 - Cows
> 2 - About
> 3 - Talking
> 4 - Idiot
> 5 - This
> 6 - Got
> 7 - I
> 8 - Long
> 9 - How
> 10 - Look
>
> Now Read the words upward from the bottom.
>
> 1 - Cows
> 2 - About
> 3 - Talking
> 4 - Idiot
> 5 - This
> 6 - Got
> 7 - I
> 8 - Long
> 9 - How
> 10 - Look

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