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Friday, September 22nd, 2006 | Posted in Questions Answers
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Q: What`s the difference between a cheerleader and a cadillac?

A: Not everyone’s been inside of a cadillac!


New Teacher Orientation

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 | Posted in Dirty Adult, Yo Mama
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When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe and said, “I have an informal piece of advice for you, Miss Bell. There’s only one way you can get along in this school without submitting to the sexual advances of the principal.”

“Oh my God! Well, er, what was is that?”

“I’ll explain it,” he continued, “as soon as you’ve undressed.”

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Cow

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 | Posted in Dirty Adult
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> Say the word COW before each word.
>
> 1 - Cows
> 2 - About
> 3 - Talking
> 4 - Idiot
> 5 - This
> 6 - Got
> 7 - I
> 8 - Long
> 9 - How
> 10 - Look
>
> Now say the word COW After each word
>
> 1 - Cows
> 2 - About
> 3 - Talking
> 4 - Idiot
> 5 - This
> 6 - Got
> 7 - I
> 8 - Long
> 9 - How
> 10 - Look
>
> Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
>
> 1 - Cows
> 2 - About
> 3 - Talking
> 4 - Idiot
> 5 - This
> 6 - Got
> 7 - I
> 8 - Long
> 9 - How
> 10 - Look
>
> Now Read the words upward from the bottom.
>
> 1 - Cows
> 2 - About
> 3 - Talking
> 4 - Idiot
> 5 - This
> 6 - Got
> 7 - I
> 8 - Long
> 9 - How
> 10 - Look

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How come Martin Luther became a priest if he couldn’t keep it in his pants? No priest jokes please…?

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 | Posted in Funny Stories
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he was a catholic priest and at that time for about 500 years the vows of celibacy and chasity were instituted he seduced a nun and married her... and ye i know everyone sins but then he goes and makes his own religion..

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amateurs joke telling? ……..I know it sucks it’s best i can do.?

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 | Posted in Mexican
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4 men are taking a road trip accross america. One from nebraska,idaho,indiana, and mexico one from Nebraska rolls down the window and tosses corn out"we have too much corn in Nebraska". Little while later one from Idaho rolls down window and tosses out po

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