A man walks into a sperm bank and says, “I’d like to make a donation. So the lady at the front desk hands him a jar and says, “Here , fill it up and bring it back in a week.” The man says “OK, see you then,” and leaves.

When he comes back in a week he hands the woman the empty jar and says, “I tried it with left hand, I tried it with my right hand, my wife tried it with her left hand, my wife tried it with her right hand, my mother-in-law tried it with her left hand, my mother-in-law tried it with her right hand….

She even took out her dentures and tried it with her gums……….. BUT WE JUST COULDN’T GET THAT DAMN LID OFF THE JAR!!!”

YO MAMMA SO FAT, WE GO SWIMMING IN HER BELLY-BUTTON, EVERY SUMMER.

APPARENTLY IT SAYS SO ON WWW.WWE.COM BUT I SAW IT ON WWW.RAJAH.COM WHERE IT SAYS IT HAS BEEIN BUT UP ON WWE.COM I HAVENT CHECKED WWE.COM BUT THIS SOUNDS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BY THE WAY THE TNA WEBSITE WAS

A policeman walked into a barber shop and asked for a cut so the barber gave him the cut and when the police man asked what was the price the barber said "Free" it is on community service.So the next day early in the morning when the barber was opening th

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