A guy goes into a locker room where he see’s this man with a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on his dick. Curiosity over came him, so he approched the guy, after he finished drying off. “Excuse me sir, forgive me but I have to ask why you have a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on your dick?”. The man turned and smiled at his question, and answered, “Because my wife can blow a hundred bucks like that!”.

Marilyn goes for her annual checkup and when she removes her sweater, the doctor sees that she has had a large letter ‘H’ tatooed on her chest.

“Well, Marilyn”, says the doc, “what’s this all about?”

“My boyfriend goes to Harvard,” she replies, “and I like to show him how much I love him.”

The doctor just shakes his head, thinking that Marilyn has flipped out, but when he examines Debbie the following day and sees a large ‘Y’ on her chest, he realizes that he’s witnessing a trend. “I suppose your boyfriend goes to Yale”, he says to Debbie.

“Yes, doctor”, she smiles, “and he loves it when he takes off my bra and sees how much I love him.”

The doctor is pleased that he’s getting so good at this game, and when Tracy shows him her chest with the large ‘M’ on it later that day, he says “Wait, Tracy, let me guess…your boyfriend goes to Michigan.”

“No, doc,” grins Tracy, “My girlfriend goes to Wisconsin.”

What do you call an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in West Virginia?

A family reunion.

Rejected Dr. Suess Books-
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo—Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants
16. Oh, the Places You’ll Scratch and Sniff!
17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
18. The Grinch’s Ten Inches

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