Sexy Answering Machine Messages
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006 | Posted in Dirty Adult1) Hello, you’ve reached Al and Susie. We can’t pick up the phone right now because we’re doing something we really enjoy. Susie likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right . . .real slowly. So leave a message, and when we’re done brushing our teeth, we’ll get back to you.
2) (Sexy female voice with heavy panting) Hi, you’ve reached 444-2345. Al is in…(sigh) Oh no, he’s out…(aah) Yes, he’s in again…(ooh) No, he’s out…(ahh) …Oh yes, he’s innnn…(ohhh). Why don’t you just leave your name and number and he’ll call you as soon as he ……. comes.
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