OOOPS!
Friday, January 6th, 2006 | Posted in Dirty AdultThere’s a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices after a few days that every time she sponge bathes the woman around the crotch, her vital signs increase significantly.
The nurse gets the idea that oral sex might provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma. She calls the woman’s husband and tells him her idea. He agrees. When he arrives at the hospital the nurse takes him into the room closes the curtain around the bed and closes the door.
Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming that all of his wife’s vital signs have plummeted to zero. The nurse upset that not only did the idea not work but now seemed to threaten the life of the woman she sought to save. She asked the man what happened. The man replied, “I’m not sure, but I think she choked.”
Tags: vital signs, stimulus, curtain, five minutes, nurse
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