What’s the difference between driving in stormy weather and oral sex on a woman?

While driving in stormy weather you can’t see the asshole in front of you.

Jonny:What sex position gives you ugly children?
Mary: I don’t know.
Jonny: Go ask your parents!

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they all made out of meat?

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball.

Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. “He’s not my husband,” she says.

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. “He’s not my husband either,” she says, also not recognizing the unit.

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. “Wait a minute,” she says. “He’s not even a member of this club.”

Q. What’s better than 69?

A. 77…you get 8 more!!!!!!