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Gay Dinosaur

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 | Posted in Gay, Questions Answers
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Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Answer: A-mega-saur-ass


Whore in the bath

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 | Posted in Dirty Adult, Questions Answers
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What is the difference between a nun and a whore in a bath?

One’s got hope in her soul the others got soap in her hole.

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I quit!!

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 | Posted in Dirty Adult
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A young peasant girl of twelve went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office.

“But why?” he asked.

“Nothin, I just wanna quit that’s all,” she said sullenly.

“Look, I’ll give you a raise.”

“No,” she said

“You can’t just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me.”

“Okay if you must know…” said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, “Look I haven’t had this before, it’s the broom’s bristles, I tell you…”
Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, “Ha ha…my dear it’s nature. Look I have it too….”

“Oh no!” the girl cried, “I can’t wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only do you have the bristles, but you’ve grown the handle as well.”

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Scabs

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 | Posted in Funny Stories
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Two guys are eating lunch in a leper colony. (Leper - really nasty looking with skin disorders)

The guy on the left looks at the guy on his right, barfs, and runs out of the room.

The guy on the right is left in bewilderment. He looks around and says “Well damn, I must be getting pretty damn ugly.”

The lady sitting across from him looks over and says “Don’t worry, it’s not you at all, it was the guy sitting behind you dipping his bread in your neck.”

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Wise old bull

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 | Posted in Dirty Adult, Yo Mama
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A young bull and an old bull were standing on top of a hill overlooking a herd of cows.

The young bull says, “Why don’t we run down there and fuck a couple of cows?”

The old bull replies, “Lets walk down and fuck them all!!”

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