Two soldiers went to a brothel to get some action. The madame told them that there was only one girl left and the two of them would have to share her.
“No problems,” says the first soldier. “We’re like brothers - we share everything.”
So they went upstairs to the room where the girl was waiting. The first soldier went in first while the second soldier waited outside. After fifteen minutes, the first soldier came out and was asked, “Well how was she?”
The first soldier replied, “Well, it’s not so bad but it can’t hold a candle to screwing my wife.” The second soldier then went in for his turn while the first soldier went downstairs to pass the time.
After twenty minutes, the second soldier came down and the first soldier asked, “Well?”
“Oh you’re right. Screwing your wife was so much better,” said the second soldier absentmindedly.