Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
yo mamma was so ugly as a baby that when she was born your mother said “Oh what a treasure!” and your father said “Yeah, let’s go bury it.” yo mamma’s teeth are so big she looks like a beaver with big tits. yo mamma’s so skinny her nipples touch. yo mamma’s so crossed eyed when she cries tears roll down the bitch’s back. yo mamma’s so stupid she thought TACO BELL was a phone company.
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Your mama is so fat: :When she hauls ass she has to make two trips. :When she dances she makes the band skip. :When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. :She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (
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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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Yo mamma so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
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Yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mamma so small she hanglides on a dorito. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. Yo mamma’s like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and a two-year old could turn her on.
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your mamma so fat every time she turns around it is her birthday. your mamma so fat she has more chins than china town. your mamma is so fat she has her own zip code. your mamma is so fat that when she goes to get her shoes shined she has to take their word. your mammas so fat that when she goes to the beach she is the only one who gets a tan.
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Your mamma’s lips are sooooooooo fat that chapstick had to invent an aerosol
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Yo mamma — THE LIST YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll…
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