Yo mama Jokes - page 9

Yo mama so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

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your mama is so stupid she took toilet paper to a crap game. your mama is so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

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Yo mama’s so slutty, I could of been your daddy but the dog beat me upstairs! Yo mama’s so slutty, I could’ve been yo daddy but the guy behind me had the right change!

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Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, the mirror wouldn’t look back at her!

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Your mama is so flat she is jealous of the wall!

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Your mama is so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub

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Your mama is so nasty, she has to put ice cubes down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

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Your mama is so dumb … after purchasing a donut, she discovered it had a hole and took it back to the store.

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your mama so old, she blows powdered milk out her titties. your mama breath so bad, every time she breathes her teeth duck. your mama so funky she had to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee-jumping.

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Your mama is so stupid when I asked for a color t.v she asked what color.

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