Yo mama Jokes - page 8

Yo mama got one eye and one leg and they call her Eileen.

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yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. yo mama so ugly she went to the beach and the tide didn’t come in.

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yo mama’s butt is so big she still can’t find her bike.

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Yo mama so old she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.

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Yo mama so ugly they put her face in the dough to make gorilla cookies.

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1) your mama is soo ugly she made Freddy Kruger have nightmares. 2) your mama is so poor , she stole free chesse 3) your mama is soooo fat she sat on a cruve and made a driveway 4)your mama is soooo old , she left her purse in Noah’s ark 4)your mamas soo stupid, she returned a dounut because it had a hole in it 5) your mamas sooo fat , she went to class and sat next to…

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Yo mama so fuckin fat and ugly that when she went to Japan they all screamed “GODZILLA HAS RETURNED”

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Yo mama so fat they had to grease the door frame and hold a twinke on the other side just to get her through. or Your mama is so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard.

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Yo mama’s so stupid she locked her keys in the car and couldn’t get out for a week!

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