Yo mama Jokes - page 6

Yo mama so poor I went up to her doorstep, rang the door bell, and she opened up the window and said, “DING DONG!”

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yo mama’s eye glasses are so thick that she can see into the future.

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Your mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed. Your mama so old I told her to act her age and she died. Your mama so short she hang-glides on doritos. Your mama so ugly her nickname is Damn! Your mama like a bowling ball. she gets fingered, thrown, and comes back for more. Your mama so fat she fell out a chair and went straight to hell. Your mama so short she fights with Mrs.…

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Yo mama so blind she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama so fat instead of God saying let there be light he said, “Get your fat ass out of the way.” Yo mama so dumb she took the pepsi challange and chose jif. Yo mama so big you can go bowling with her boogers. Yo mama so fat her buttcheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Yo mama so fuckin ugly when she was a…

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Yo mama so fat, whenever she wears a red dress, everyone calls her Kool-Aid!!!!!!!!

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Yo Mama is so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her two trips.

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Yo mama got so much hair under her arm, when I saw her at the welfare office, I thought she was carrying a dog. Yo mama such a ho I was almost yo daddy, but the line was too long.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she entered Taco Bell, everybody ran for the border.

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