Yo mama Jokes - page 5

Your mama is so stupid she wrote a how to read book.

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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE TOOK HER PITURE FOR HER DRIVERS LICENSE IT SAID PICTURE CONTINUED ON BACK !!!

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Yo mama so stupid, she ask me what jeans am i wearing, i said guess and she said levis.

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Yo mama’s so ugly, a cannibal took one look at her and ordered a salad!

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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it. yo mama so fat she fell into the sea and the whales sang, “We are family…” yo mama so stupid she spent 20 min. staring at an orange juice carton cause it said, “Concentrate.” yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her head and butt and said, “Twins!”

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Yo mama’s so hunch-backed, she has to wear a snorkel and mask to wash the dishes.

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Yo mama is so fat she went outside and jumped up and got stuck. Yo mama is so poor, you and your family had a block of ice shaped like a turkey for thankgiving, talking bout “who wants to carve the ice ?” I make your mama feel so low that she could play raquetball against the curb.

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Yo mama’s breath is so stinky, people look forward to her farts

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