yo mamma
your mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
your mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Your mama’s so stupid, She walked into a dollar store and asked for a price check.
Your Mama’s so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Miami, Nashville, New York City, Pittsburgh, Chicago…
Your mama so fat when she posed for Penthouse they had to make the centerfold 4 extra pages bigger.
Here’s one for the women: ADD a bed SUBTRACT your clothes DIVIDE your legs so we can MULTIPLY. Yo mama got more extensions than AT&T. Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road. Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea she was taking a swim. Yo family so black if they hold hands they look like a stretch limo. Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a phone company. Yo mama so fat…
The baby bear looks into his little bowl and it’s empty. He says, “Who’s been eating my porridge?” The Papa bear looks into his big bowl and it’s empty. He says, “Who’s been eating my porridge?” The Mama bear yells from the kitchen, “Will you assholes please shut up? I haven’t made the fucking porridge yet.”