Yo mama Jokes - page 11

Yo mama’s so ugly she is Pentagon’s secret weapon. Yo mama is so ugly her photograph was Dr.Kevorkian’s favourite tool. Yo mama is so ugly CIA uses her picture to make Russian spies speak. Yo mama is so ugly that when Fox Mulder saw her he said “I knew they were here!” Yo mama is so ugly that plan B in “Armageddon” was to make the asteroid turn by launching her picture into the orbit.

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your mama so fat when she bungie jumped she went straight to hell your mama so hairy you got rug burn when you were born

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your mama’s so fat it took her 2 dump trucks to haul ass

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Your mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meeter and waited for a gumball to come out. Your mama is so fat that when you’re in your house you’ve never seen the light of day.

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Your mama is so fat that she’s got other fat women orbiting around her.

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Your mama is so bald head she got to smile to put her hair in a ponytail.

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Your mama is so stupid, she called my house and asked me what my phone number was.

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Your Mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. Your Mama is so black that she could swim through tar and leave a streak. Your Mama is so dumb that we rode past the YMCA and she said “Look, somebody spelled MACY’S wrong.” Your Mama so dumb that I taught her the running man and haven’t seen her since. Your Mama so old that she knew Captain Crunch since he was a private.

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