Yo mama Jokes - page 10

Yo mama so stupid so thought that Old English 101 was a class. Yo Mama so poor that they only get two channels: Off and On. Yo Mama’s house is so small her Welcome mat only says “WEL.”

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your mama is so ugly I just forgot the joke.

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Your mama is so fat when she bends over it is always a very full moon.

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yo mama is so hairy when you were born, you got rug burn

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Your mama?s so nasty that when she goes to a hair salon, she says she needs a trim and opens up her shirt! Your mama’s so nasty she slows down Speed-Stick!! Your mama?s nose so big she makes Pinnochio look like a cat! Your mama?s so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Your mama?s so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! Your mama?s so fat she has been declared a natural habitat…

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Your mama is so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock.

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Your mama’s so blind she stuck her right eyeball up her ass and she still couldn’t see shit!

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Yo’ mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Yo’ mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

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Your mama so dumb she try’s to put m&ms in alphabetical order. Your dad”s so fat he has to use a vcr as a beeper. Your mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Your daddy so ugly when he looked out the car window he got pulled over for mooning.

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