Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with that flesh eating virus, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
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Yo mama so fat Jokes - page 6
ten yo mama jokes
1) your mama is soo ugly she made Freddy Kruger have nightmares. 2) your mama is so poor , she stole free chesse 3) your mama is soooo fat she sat on a cruve and made a driveway 4)your mama is soooo old , she left her purse in Noah’s ark 4)your mamas soo stupid, she returned a dounut because it had a hole in it 5) your mamas sooo fat , she went to class and sat next to…
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Yo Mama focko
Yo mama so fuckin fat and ugly that when she went to Japan they all screamed “GODZILLA HAS RETURNED”
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Mama in Penthouse
Your mama so fat when she posed for Penthouse they had to make the centerfold 4 extra pages bigger.
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Your Mama
Your Mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. Your Mama is so black that she could swim through tar and leave a streak. Your Mama is so dumb that we rode past the YMCA and she said “Look, somebody spelled MACY’S wrong.” Your Mama so dumb that I taught her the running man and haven’t seen her since. Your Mama so old that she knew Captain Crunch since he was a private.
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SNAPS
Here’s one for the women: ADD a bed SUBTRACT your clothes DIVIDE your legs so we can MULTIPLY. Yo mama got more extensions than AT&T. Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road. Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea she was taking a swim. Yo family so black if they hold hands they look like a stretch limo. Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a phone company. Yo mama so fat…
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Business is Business
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in New York. She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition: marriage to a wealthy man. One day she returned from work, eyes red from crying. As soon as she entered the apartment she called, “MAMA, I’m pregnant! Don’t get excited. The father is my boss.” She began to sob uncontrollably while her mother tried to console her. The next morning, the mother charged into the office of…
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Clinton Testimony, by Dr. Seuss
I did not do it in a car I did not do it in a bar I did not do it in the dark I did not do it in the park I did not do it on a date I did not ever fornicate I did not do it at a dance I did not do it in her pants I did not get beyond first base I did not do it in her face I never did it…
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