Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Your mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed. Your mama so old I told her to act her age and she died. Your mama so short she hang-glides on doritos. Your mama so ugly her nickname is Damn! Your mama like a bowling ball. she gets fingered, thrown, and comes back for more. Your mama so fat she fell out a chair and went straight to hell. Your mama so short she fights with Mrs.…
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Yo mama so blind she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama so fat instead of God saying let there be light he said, “Get your fat ass out of the way.” Yo mama so dumb she took the pepsi challange and chose jif. Yo mama so big you can go bowling with her boogers. Yo mama so fat her buttcheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. Yo mama so fuckin ugly when she was a…
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Yo mama so fat, whenever she wears a red dress, everyone calls her Kool-Aid!!!!!!!!
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Yo Mama is so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her two trips.
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1. Yo Mama is soo fat, she stepped on a dollar bill and made change. 2. Yo Mama is soo stupid, she thought she needed an x-ray when she broke wind. 3. Yo Mama is soo ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her with a lawsuit. 4. Yo Mama is soo fat, if she fell she would rock herself to sleep trying to get up.
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Your mama so dumb she try’s to put m&ms in alphabetical order. Your dad”s so fat he has to use a vcr as a beeper. Your mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Your daddy so ugly when he looked out the car window he got pulled over for mooning.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to use diet soap to lose weight. Yo mama so black that if she wore a silver coat she’ll look like a Hersey’s kiss. Yo mama’s cooking is so bad that the homeless give it back. Yo mama so old that Jesus personally autographed her Bible. Yo mama so dumb that she drowned in a carpool.
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SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…
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Your mother is so fat, she makes GODZILLA look like a happy meal toy.
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Your Mama’s so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Miami, Nashville, New York City, Pittsburgh, Chicago…
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