Yo mama so fat Jokes - page 3

1) Yo momma’s so fat she’s got more crack than Harlem! 2) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to take a Chia pet for a walk! 3) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with somebody! 4) Yo momma’s arm pits are so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock! 5) Yo momma’s so cheap she charged admission to the Thanksgiving dinner! 6) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to study for a blood…

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Yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 it was on the bathroom scale!!!!

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yo mama so fat when she walk by the tv you miss three channels!!

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Yo Mama is so fat that when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles pop out… Yo Mama is so fat that when she gets hit by a 747 she goes “Oh, mosquito.”

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yo mama is so fat when she jumped she got lost in space.

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1)Yo mama’s lips are so big, Chapstick had to make an aerosol. 2)Yo mama is sooo fat, her high school Sr picture was taken from a blimp. 3)Yo mama is soo fat, she got more chins than China town. 4)Yo mama’s so fat, you can’t even see her legs……it just looks like she is glidin across the floor. 5)Yo mama’s soooo fat, when she goes to check the mail….it measures on the rector scale. 6)Yo mama ain’t got any back,…

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Yo mama so damn fat, when she went to Sea World, they paid her!

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Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, “To be continued” Yo mama is sooo fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo Mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says, “One at a time please”

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Yo mama so fat when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.

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