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How old do I look?

George’s wife bought a new line of expensive costmetics, guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before mirror, applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly now, what age would you say that I look like I am, if you didn’t know my real age?” Looking her over carefully, George replied, “Judging from you skin, 20; your hair, 18; your figure, 25. “Oh, you flatterer! Do you really think I look that young?” she cooed. “Hey,…

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On Again, Off Again

A man from Arkansas and a man from New York bought a business together in Little Rock. The guy from Arkansas had an apartment across the street from the store, but the guy from NY lived out of town. The fellows had bought a new flashing neon sign, which they turned off each night at midnight when they closed their business, in order to save money. One morning around 1 a.m., the NY fellow called his partner from Arkansas and…

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you ever see those bumper stickers that say: “my teen son is an honor student at polk high school. I think they should be more true to life. “My child molester teen is enrolled at the Michael jackson university of Molesting arts ” “I am a proud father of Inmate #ymenjail666 at the Appalachian county juvenile detention center”. “I am aproud father of an aids infested, cross-dressing, ufo believing ,crack head at I am always high school”. “My 13 year…

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