Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A woman was having an affair when she hears a car pull into the driveway. After looking out of the window she quickly runs to the bathroom and brings out a bottle. She tells that man that her husband is home, but she has a plan. She covers him with talcum powder and advises him to stand in the corner. The woman’s husband walks into the room and looks at the man. “When did we get that statue? Gosh it…
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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster upon arrival walks over to the old rooster and says, ?OK, old man, time to pack your bags and retire.? The old rooster says with conviction, ?You can?t handle all these chickens? Just look at what it did to me!? The young rooster replies, ?Now, it is time for the old to step aside and the young to take over,…
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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur?s youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed. The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the…
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One day a man was driving down the road & saw a pig with a wooden leg, so he stopped to see what was up. So he knocked on the door & a lady answered. He said, “Where did you get a pig with a wooden leg?” The lady said, “Well, we got him from Czechoslavakia… Anyway, soon after we got him, he was sniffing around, so we thought we would drill — $500,000 worth of royalties in oil. A…
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Chelsea asked her dad, “Do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’” Bill Clinton replied, “No. Some begin with ‘After I’m elected’.”
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What do you get when you cross an aethiest and a Jehova Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.
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Three men once went to the most important baseball game of the season. They were disappointed to find themselves sitting directly behind three nuns as they thought they couldn’t be as rowdy as usual. To fix this problem, they decide to try to get the nuns to move. The first guy says (quite loudly), “I’m going to move to California. There are only 100 Catholics there.” The second guy catches on and states, “I’m going to move to Wisconsin. There…
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Q: Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky is considering changing to a Republican? A: Yea, she says that the Democrats have left a bad taste in her mouth.
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An old man is in the doctor’s office complaining of an ear ache. After examining him, the doctor asks the old man why he has a Preparation-H suppository in his ear. “I don’t rightly know,” the old man replies, “But I hate to think where my hearing aid is…”
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