Vow Jokes - page 3

His Taste In Women

George accosted his neighbor and asked, “Hey, Jerry, do you like middle-aged women with thin, wispy mustaches?” “Of course not,” replied Jerry emphatically. “Do you like women who are so fat that they look like they’re pregnant?” “I wouldn’t touch them with a ten-foot pole,” Jerry avowed steadfastly. “How about women with breasts sagging down to their navels?” “Yuck! Absolutely not! They don’t turn me on,” Jerry declared resolutely. “Then tell me this. Why are you screwing around with my…

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Amazing Sense of Smell

It was past lunchtime when a man with a cane entered a small diner. When the diner owner handed him the menu, the customer said to the owner, “I’m sorry I can’t read your menu. I’m blind.” The owner apologized and asked what the customer wanted to eat. The blind man said, “Could me bring me a used spoon? I could tell what your special for the day is just by smelling the spoon.” Although the diner owner was skeptical…

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Rabbis go to Mass

At a Mass at which some young ladies were to take their finals vows to become nuns, the presiding Bishop noticed two Rabbis enter the church just before the service began. They insisted on sitting on the right side of the center aisle. The Bishop wondered why they had come, but he didn’t have time to inquire before the Mass began. When it came time for the announcements, the Bishop’s curiosity got the better of him. He welcomed the two…

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