Special Prescription
John walks into a pharmacy and asks for a bottle of viagra. The pharmacist says, “Do you have a prescription?” John says, “No, but here’s a picture of my wife.”
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Viagra Jokes - page 4
3 Thumbs Up
What did Bill Clinton do when Monica Lewinsky gave him a Viagra tablet? He gave her the 3 thumbs up.
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Truck Load
Rumour has it that a truck load of viagra has been stolen. The cops are now looking for hardened criminals.
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Grandpa Clueless
Grandma walks into the laundry where she sees gramps with one hand pulling “Mr.Johnson” right out straight on the ironing board. In his other hand he has a can and is spraying that “one eyed wonder worm” for all it is worth. Grandma screams, “Just what the hell do you think you are doing with my starch?” “It’s ok, hon,” says gramps, “I heard on TV to keep it hard I should use Niagara.” Granny just sighed and shook her…
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The Old Couple goes to the Doc
This old man in his eighty’s got up and was putting on his coat. His wife say, “Where are you going?” He replies, “I’m going to the doctor.” She says, “Why, are you sick?” “No” he responds, “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.” So his wife gets up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he says, “Where are you going?” She says, “I’m going to the doctor too!” “Why?” he…
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honeymoon
What’s the difference between the first honeymoon and the second honeymoon? The first honeymoon is Niagara, the second honeymoon is Viagra
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Ask Your Doctor About…
Now that Viagra has become one of the top prescriptions, you should ask your doctor about: Mixing Viagra with Prozac – that way, if you don’t get laid, you don’t get upset Mixing Viagra with herbal Ginko Biloba – that way, if you get laid, you won’t forget Nasal Spray Viagra – this method is only for Dickheads Don’t mix Viagra with Rogaine – you’ll turn into Don King
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Doctor’s Refusal
I’m so depressed….I went to the doctor today, and he refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
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Bob Dole
Bob Dole chose to take Viagra because he thought it would help him with his election.
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Why cybersex is better than the real thing
10. If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier than changing your real name. 9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional. 8. If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard. 7. You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself. 6. Viagra! Who needs Viagra? 5. Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends. 4. Three words: No shotgun weddings. 3. All guys look like George Clooney…
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