Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Two guys meet one day after not having seen each other for years. The first guy says, “Remember how I used to be deaf and couldn’t hear a thing? Well, I got a new hearing aid, and I can hear a leaf falling from a tree now. I can hear a bird’s wings when it flies.” The second guy says, “That’s great! What kind is it?” The first guy looks at his watch and says, “It’s 4:15.”
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There were two guys named Shut-up and Trouble. One day Shut-up said to Trouble,”Hey, Trouble let’s play hide and seek!” “Okay,” says Trouble. Shut-up goes and hides in a dumpster and a police officer comes to him and says, “What’s your name boy?” So Shut-up says, “Shut-up.” “What is your name, boy?” “Shut-up!” “Are you looking for Trouble, boy?” “No, Trouble is looking for me!” The End!
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Two guys are eating lunch in a leper colony. (Leper – really nasty looking with skin disorders) The guy on the left looks at the guy on his right, barfs, and runs out of the room. The guy on the right is left in bewilderment. He looks around and says “Well damn, I must be getting pretty damn ugly.” The lady sitting across from him looks over and says “Don’t worry, it’s not you at all, it was the guy…
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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday.” Monday, the two guys were in…
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Two guys wanted to go out and drink but the problem was that they had no money to buy beer. One of the guys had an idea. He went to go buy a hotdog at one of the street stands. He told his friend that when they go to the bars they just ring up their tab and then I’ll pull out the hotdog and you will start sucking on it. His friend said it wouldn’t work. The other guy…
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There were two guys in a locker room and the one guy noticed the other guy had a cork in his ass. So the guy said, “Sir, is that a cork in your ass?” The other guy replied saying “Well, yes it is.” He said, “I was in my house cleaning it up and I saw this magic lamp. So I picked it up and rubbed it. All of a sudden a genie popped out. The genie said I will…
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Once there was this woman who was, sad to say, very flat chested. Year after year of seeing beautiful, large-breasted women walking away with handsome guys finally got the best of her. She decided that she would have large tits at any cost. At first she went to a breast treatment center and asked for larger breasts. After several weeks, despite all the injections and fillers they had given her, her breasts were no larger. She despaired. She went everywhere,…
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A guy died, went to hell, and was greeted by the devil. The devil led him to a hallway and told him to choose 1 of 3 rooms to spend the rest of eternity in. He opened the first door to find a group of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. He thought that looked extremely uncomfortable, so he opened the second door. Here he found a group of people standing on their heads on a concrete…
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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, “I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there.” That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, “I’ve never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look.”…
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Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig. One day, this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig’s house and said, “I’m gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down.” So he did! The straw pig went running over to the stick pig’s house and said “Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!!” So the stick pig let the straw pig in.…
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