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Intelligent Hunting Dog

A farmer was down on his luck having suffered a bad growing season, lack of crops and poor prices. To make ends meet he decided he’d have to sell his dog – a most intelligent animal. A few days after placing the ad, a man came to see this “intelligent” dog. When asked what the dog could do, the farmer pointed to a stand of trees nearby and informed the man there was a pond on the other side. He…

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Top ten signs you are burnt out

Top 10 Signs You’re Burnt Out… 10. You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” 9. You’re best friend calls to ask how you’ve been and you immediately scream, “Get off by back, BITCH!” 8. Your garbage can is you’re “in” box 7. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care 6. You have so much on you’re mind that you’ve forgotten how to pee 5.…

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