WAYS TO TELL YOU ARE GOING TO BE IMPEACHED!
You know you?re about to be impeached when: * When you call to congratulate Mark MacGuire, he lets his answering machine get it. * Your press secretary keeps introducing you as William Milhous Clinton. * You?re invited to appear on Jeopardy?s “Impeached Presidents Week.” * Tipper Gore is in your office measuring it for new curtains. * Even the nastiest intern won?t give you the time of day. * The Library of Congress stops letting you sign out books. *…
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