Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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He Should’ve Become a Doctor
U.S. journalist and politician Horace Greeley was renowned for his illegible handwriting. He once wrote a note to a member of his staff on the New York Tribune, dismissing him for gross negligence of duty. Meeting Greeley several years later, the journalist told his former chief how useful his note of dismissal had proved. “I took it with me,” he said. “Nobody could read it, so I declared it a letter of recommendation, gave it my own interpretation, and obtained…
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Mamma’s lips
Your mamma’s lips are sooooooooo fat that chapstick had to invent an aerosol
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Making of Babies
Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. “You understand it now?” Mommy asks. “Yes,” replies her daughter. “Do you still have any questions?” “Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?” “In exactly the same way as with babies.” “Wow!” the girl exclaims. “My daddy can do ANYTHING!”
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Little Johnny gotta pee
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, “Miss Jones, I need to take a pee!!” The teacher replied, “Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate.’ Please use the word ‘urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.” Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, “You’re…
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Dwarf
A man sees a dwarf drowning in the sea. The man is feeling sorry for the little guy and decides to help him. When the man rescued the dwarf, the little dwarf is glad and offers the man a wish. “I want a bridge from France to America, so I can walk to Europe and back” The dwarf laughs. “Sorry, I’m no God. Think of something less difficult. The man thinks and then says: “I would like a smart blonde…
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Grandpa
One day this little boy goes up to his grandpa and says, “Grandpa can you do me a favor?” “What do you want?” “Can you talk like a frog for me?” “What? No.” Then his granddaughter goes up to him and says, “Grandpa can you do me a favor?” “What is it? I’ll do anything for you my little munchkin.” “Can you talk like a frog?” “What? No. Why do you and your brother want me to talk like a…
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skelington
Q: Why couldn’t a skeleton to the dance. A” Because he would have no body to dance with.
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Secretary vs private secretary
What is the difference between a secetary and a private secetary??? Ans:-The secetary says,”good morning sir!” While the private secetary says,”Its morning,sir!”
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What is Adoption?
These first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color from the other family members. One child suggested that he was adopted, and a little girl said, “I know all about adoptions because I was adopted.” “What does it mean to be adopted?” asked another child. “It means,” said the little girl, “that I grew in my mommy’s heart instead of in her tummy.”
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