Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.” The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” “Never Father, I’m Jewish.” “So then, why are you telling me?” responded the priest. “Hell! I’m telling…
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Two women were in a hair salon talking about their lives at home when the subject of flighty husbands came up. “It’s unbelievable,” one woman says. “I can never figure out where he goes at night.” “I know exactly what you mean,” says the other woman. “One second he’s in the house, and the next he’s gone without a trace.” “Well,” says a woman eavesdropping nearby. “I always know where my husband is.” “How do you manage that?” the other…
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One day, a man walks in a bakery shop and asks:”Do you have a special kind of candy bar which has the bread in the middle and the caramel on the outside?” Surprised, the owner says he doesn’t. The next day, the same man walks into the same bakery shop and asks: “Do you have a special kind of candy bar which has the bread in the middle and the caramel on the outside?” Noticing the man had asked this…
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The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I have mentioned you in my will.” “That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, “May I see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a little change…”
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Question: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? Answer: A buck an ear
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One day God decided to take a trip to Earth, and as he was traveling, He come up to a man who was crying. “My son, why are you crying?” The Lord asked. “Well,” the man sobs, “I was born blind and I have never been able to see the beautiful sunset.” So the Lord heals him and he able to see and the man is happy. Then God travels a little further and notices another man crying. “My son…
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Have you seen Viagra is coming out in a nasal spray? It’s for Dickheads.
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1. Husseinfeld 2. Mad About Everything 3. Allah McBeal 4. Wheel of Fortune and Terror 5. Achmed’s Creek 6. The Price is Right If Saddam Says it’s Right 7. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Darned Near Anything 8. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show 9. Buffy the Slayer of American Imperialist Dogs 10. Suddenly Sanctions
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A grandmother was telling her granddaughter what her own childhood had been like . . . “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.” The little girl was wide-eyed, taking all this in. At last she said, “Gramma, I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”
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What does a doctor say before proceeds with brain surgery on a blonde ? Space ………. the final frontier.
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