Prayer god Jokes - page 2

Heavenly Parrot

During the Nazi invasion of France, there was a little old lady who owned a parrot. This parrot was trained to say “Death to Hitler!”. Well, one day, the Gestapo come into her house, and the parrot yells his phrase. The Nazi’s are taken a little by surprise and tell her that if by the next time they show up, the parrot isn’t reeducated, they will kill them both. So the lady goes to church and explans her situation to…

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March 31st

A boy was born blind and all he ever wanted was to be able to see. When he was about 8 yers old he told his mother of his wish. “Well son, this is your lucky day. Today is the last day of March and if you pray REALLY hard all night long then God will answer your prayer.” So that night the boy went to bed extra early and he prayed until he fell asleep. He awoke halfway through…

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Pope in a limo

One day the Pope was going to a United Nations meeting in New York. When his plane arrived, the airport was mobbed. Finally, the Pope got into his limo. Because of the mob, the Pope was way behind schedule. So, he told his driver to go faster. His driver went a little faster but not that much. The Pope getting anxious told him to go even faster. The driver slightly went faster. Now the Pope was getting really anxious and…

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