Pork pork Jokes - page 2

Suk Mi Pagoda Cuntonese Cuisine 6969 Fellatio Blvd. Escondildo, CA 281-6969 (that’s Two ate one, sixty-nine,sixty-nine) OO-La-La-Carte: Cream Sum Yung Guy.. Women love it Cum Drop Soup …. Same as above, but no MSG Suc Sum Tit ….. Chef’s favorite Luncheon Specials: 1. Sum Yung Chick..Sweet and delicious 2. Sum Dum Fuc …Same as #1 but without brains 3. Wong Hong Lo…Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs 4. Suc Mi Pork….Mostly white meat for light eaters 5. Suc Mi Dork….Mostly dark…

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The Top 39 Things You Would NEVER Hear A Texan Say: 39. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”. 38. Duct tape won’t fix that. 37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. 36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken. 35. We don’t keep firearms in this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can’t feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pick-up,…

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Top 39 things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say ever, no matter how much they’ve had to drink, no matter how far from the South they’ve wandered and no matter how much the skunks are threatening… ****************************************************** 39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won’t fix that. 37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. 36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken. 35. We don’t keep firearms in this house. 34. Has anybody…

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