P service Jokes - page 2

A man walks into a B.P service station and says to the clerk, “Can a B.P!” The clerk looks at him and says, “I dunno but a fish can fart – I know because I’ve seen bubbles come up to the warter!”

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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping?”

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This old guy named Joe invested in Microsoft stock in the early eighties and just died a wealthy man. He had no family, so his business associates were at the reading of his will, where it was learned that the old man wanted to be buried with most of his money. His banker, pastor, and lawyer were each given envelopes with $500,000 cash with the instructions to deposit the money in the casket at the funeral. Three days later at…

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A career military man, who had retired as a corporal, was telling the younger men how he handled officers during his 20 years of service. “It didn’t matter a hoot if he was a Major General, an Admiral, or the Commander-in-Chief. I always told those guys exactly where to get off.” “Wow! You musta been something!” the admiring young soldiers remarked. “What was your job in the service?” “Elevator operator at the Pentagon.”

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