Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
The Little Boy And The Sailor In a restaurant between San Diego and Camp Pendleton, a young boy was playing in the restroom sink when a sailor came in. “Wow Mister!” said the boy, “Are you a REAL sailor?” “Yes I am! Why, would you like to wear my hat?” replied the sailor. “Neato! Thanks mister!” said the boy, donning the hat and continuing to play in the sink. Shortly after the sailor entered a stall, a Marine came in.…
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TO DRIVE A BMW YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE RIGHT CLOTHES,TALK ON THE RIGHT CELL PHONE, USE THE RIGHT TENNIS RACQUET, DRINK THE RIGHT BOTTLED WATER. ALL A COWBOY HAS TO REMEMBER IS……….THE SADDLEHORN GOES IN FRONT!
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A Cowboys fan in a New York bar leaned to the guy next to him and said, “Wanna hear a joke about Giants fans?” The guy next to him replied, “Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I’m six feet tall and 220 pounds, and I’m a Giants fan. The guy sitting next to me is six-two tall, 240 pounds, and he’s a Giants fan, and the guy sitting next to him is six-five, 280 pounds, and…
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Conversation between a boy and girl…… Girl : If there were no women in the world, who would be there to stitch your pant buttons? Boy : If there were no women in the world, why should we wear pants?
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A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking into her purse, she commented, “That’s funny. When I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are 20 $1 bills. The boy quicky replied, “That’s right, lady. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.”
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How many cowboys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if he isn’t wearing feet and hand restraints!
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Q. What do you call a truck full of vibrators? A. Toys for Twats
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Two little boys were in the hospital. The first kid leaned over and asked, “What are you in here for?” The second kid said, “I’m here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid said, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jell-o and ice cream. It’s a piece of cake!” The second kid…
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1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they?re heading for the cafeteria. People with the newspaper in their hands look like they?re heading for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.…
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Princess Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they’ll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there’s only one space left for that day, so St.Peter asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, “Look at these. They’re the most perfect ones God ever created, and I’m sure it will please him to be able to…
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