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YO MAMA SO FAT

Yo mama so fat they had to grease the door frame and hold a twinke on the other side just to get her through. or Your mama is so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard.

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Lawyers & Genies

A man was walking along the beach when he saw a half buried ornate bottle. He picked it up and after examining it closely, removed the decorative stopper. As expected, a cloud of smoke blew out and a Genie appeared. The Genie informed the man that he was now the Genie’s master and was granted three wishes, but with a rider attached. The Genie proceeded to announce that his previous master was a lawyer and the third wish was for…

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