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Broken toilet

A lady is sitting in a roadhouse bar drinking; when she asks the bartender where the bathroom is located. The bartender tells her that the toilets broken, but she can go out back and squat next to the dumpster if she wants. The lady has been drinking pretty heavily so she staggers out back. She pulls her panties down and relieves herself, but she is so drunk she passes out . A trucker who has been on the road for…

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Girls are Better Than Boys!!

Little Johnny and Jane are playing in the garden when they start having an argument about whether boys are better than girls. After a while Johnny stands up and pulls down his shorts saying, “Boys are better than girls ‘cos you haven”t got one of these!!” Jane looks at him in astonishment as she knows that she hasn’t got one of those between her legs. She bursts out crying and rushes inside to her mother. A little while later she…

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Nun’s Confession

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret, and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional. She finally says, “Father, I never wear panties under my habit.” The priest chuckles and says, “That’s not so serious. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do six carthwheels on your way to the altar.”

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Amazing Parrot

Three nuns usually take a shortcut through a narrow alley on their way from the church to the convent. Along the way, they always pass by a house with a porch. On the porch is a bird cage wherein a parrot is perched on a swing. As the nuns pass by, the parrot says, “White, white, black.” When they reach the convent, one nun notices that the three colors enumerated by the parrot match the colors of the nuns’ underpants.…

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