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Jury Duty

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused. She said she didn’t believe in capital punishment and didn’t want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its proper course. The public defender liked her thoughtfulness and quiet calm and tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury. “Madam,” he explained, “this is not a murder trial! It’s a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case…

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Christmas Gift for The Mailman

It was a week before Christmas and the mailman was delivering the mail to Mrs. O’Brien’s house. When the mailman got to the door, Mrs. O’Brien asked the mailman to come into the house for his Christmas present. She took him to her bedroom and they did the nasty between the sheets. After the event, the mailman got dressed and was ready to leave. Mrs. O’Brien said, “Oh by the way, here is a dollar for you.” The mailman was…

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It’s a Living

Old Mrs. Moskowitz, who was ailing, was persuaded to visit a gynecologist for the first time in her life. The efficient young doctor soothed her, helped her onto the table, and began a thorough gynecological examination. Mrs. Moskowitz, looking down at him with deep disapproval, said, “Young man, does your mother know how you make a living?”

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