Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Mom Jokes - page 5
Mom in a Huff
Sunday dinner with my mother, Adah, my father, Fred, and my three siblings was always a lively event. On one occasion, all of us, except my mother, were in a silly mood, and we began requesting, in rhyme, items at the table. “Please pass the meat, Pete.” “May I have a potatah, Adah.” “I’d give you the moon for a spoon.” After several minutes of this, my mother had heard enough. “Stop this nonsense right now! Let’s have some meaningful…
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yo momma so old
Yo momma so old she swam in the dead sea when it was still alive.
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Mommy’s White Hair
One day, a little girl is watching her mother load the dishwasher. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She asks her mother, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mommy?” Mommy replies, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for awhile and then asked, “Mommy, how come…
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Yo Momma so Fat
How do you fit yo momma in a two-piece bathing suit? Take the “F” out of fat, and the “F” out of way. That’s right — there is no “F”-in’ way!
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From the MOM Files
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was that?”
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Yo Momma so fat
(this has got to be the best yo momma joke around) *yo momma so fat, she got mo rolls than the pillsbury dough boy.
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Yo Momma so fat
Yo mamma so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
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your momma
your momma so black the only difference between her and midnight is 11:59 your momma so black she gotta wear white gloves when eating tootsie rolls, so she wont chew her damn fingers off
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yo momma so hairy
Yo Momma so hairy she look like she got Don king in a head lock. Yo daddy so black when he came outside the street lights came on. Yo breath stink so bad we need to glue a peppermint to yo bottom lip.
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