Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A man walks into the front door of a tavern, obviously drunk. He staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, belches, and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink and could not be served additional alcohol at this bar, and would he like a cab to be called for him. The drunk is briefly surprised, then quietly grumbles as he gets…
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YO MOMMA SO STUPID… Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink! Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma…
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Two youngsters were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. “What’s it for?” one asked. “I don’t know,” the other replied. “I think you stand on it, and it makes you mad…at least it does that for my Mom and Dad.”
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A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little surprised, asked fearfully, “That’s interesting. How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the little girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.”
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Two Irishmen Patrick (said Paa-truck) and Michael (said My-cal) decided that they wanted to do something for their environment. So they each bought a pig to keep in their neighbouring back yards; the pigs would eat all the food scraps and provide manure for the garden. After buying the pigs at market both Irishmen were worried that they may get mixed up about whose pig was whose. Patrick say to Michael, “I tell ya wot Michael, I’ll cut the right…
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My toddler and I were shopping, when a heavily-tattooed man strolled by. My daughter’s eyes grew wide as she said, “I bet HIS mommy took away all HIS markers!”
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1) What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? “Is ANYTHING all right?” 2) Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner. 3) How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? (Sigh) Don’t bother, I’ll sit in the dark, I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody. 4) Sam Levy was driving down the road, gets pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to Sam’s car,…
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Little Johnny was getting ready for his bath one night, when he asked his mom if he could take a shower like the grown-ups do. “Alright,” his mom said, “but I’ve got to take it with you, cause you’re too little.” In the shower, Little Johnny pointed to his mother’s chest and said,”What are those, mommy?” “These are my headlights, Johnny.” “Then what is that?” he said pointing down there. “That’s the grass,” said his mother. Johnny thought nothing of…
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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money…
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I beleive in reincarnation, I think the “Where’s the Beef” lady came back as the Taco bell dog. Yo Momma is so fat she got kidnapped and they could only put her picture on gallon milk jugs. Kidnappers sent her back because they got tired of going food shopping.
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