Men and women Jokes - page 7

Anti-women Pills

In a nursing home: “Remember, Abe, when we were at war (WWII), and they gave us these pills so that we wouldn’t want to chase women?” “Yeah, I remember . . . .” “It seems that they finally have started working.”

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Punishment by profession

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. “I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession.” The sheik turns to the…

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Womens’ T-Shirts

1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. 2. All stressed out and no one to choke. 3. And your point is… 4. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 5. Remember my name — you’ll be screaming it later. 6. You KNOW you want me. 7. Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time… 8. Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time. 9. I’m multi-talented: I can talk and…

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3 women in Nasa

There are 3 women at an interview for NASA, a blonde a brunet and a redhead. First, the brunet goes in and the man asks her, “If you could go to any planet, where would you go and why?” She answers, “Saturn so I could see the rings.” Next comes the redhead and is asked the same quetion. She replies, “Jupiter, because I love the color red!” Finally the blonde comes in and is also asked the same question. She…

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God’s Gift to Women

Two women were chatting at the local rodeo when they noticed a man strut by . . . shirtless and wearing tight cut-off shorts. “He must think,” the first woman said, shaking her head, “that he is God’s gift to women.” The second one laughed and said, “I hope he kept the receipt.”

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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually

10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.) 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.) 8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.) 6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.) 5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.) 4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.) 3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.) 2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.) ….and…

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