Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One night an elderly woman decided to spice up her love life. She rented a cape and mask to surprise her husband. She waited until her husband was settled in watching TV for the evening in the bedroom. Suddenly she burst out of the bathroom and wearing only her rented outfit she yelled… “SUPER PUSSY!!” The elderly gentleman slowly turned his head and said… “I’ll have the soup.”
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A man wanted to give his wife a pet for her birthday so he went into a pet store and asked for something different. Then he saw something really different: a skunk. Well, he bought it and gave it to his wife. She looked at her husband and said, “Are you crazy? What do you think I am going to do with this?” Becoming mad that she didn’t like his gift to her, he replied, “I don’t care, grow yourself…
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A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed, so he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they’ve had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says,…
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Man walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, give me 4 shots of tequila!” Bartender says, “Jeez buddy, rough day?” Man says,”I just found out my younger brother is gay.” Bartender says,”oh..I’m sorry..” And he pours the drinks… Next day, same man walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, give me 4 shots of tequila!” Bartender says, “You still having trouble with your gay younger brother?” Man says, “No, I just found out that my older brother is gay.” Bartender…
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.” “Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.” The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay…
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During a lull in the rehearsal, the groom and his best man, two long-time friends and playboys, began to compare conquests. The groom, looking out over the crowd, said to his best man, “You know, Bill, except for my wife-to-be, my two sisters and my mother, I’ve made love to every woman in this room.” Bill responded, “Well then, between the two of us, we’ve had them all!!”
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Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, for she was my father’s wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. I soon became…
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What did the woman do when her husband told her that he was gay? She bent over and took it like a man.
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A man and his wife have finished watching a TV movie about a woman who hires a private investigator to find out if her husband is really cheating on her. The man turns to his wife and asks, “Would you do what that woman on TV did?” The woman thinks for a moment and then says, “Well, probably not so much to find out who the other woman is but to see if I could find out what in heaven’s…
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During the glorious days of communism, to commemorate the visit of the Soviet President Andropov to Poland, the head of the Polish Communist Party commissioned a popular Warsaw artist for an oil painting celebrating the historical visit of Lenin to Poland. The piece was to be entitled “Lenin In Poland.” Now this artist hated the Poland Communist Party and therefore also detested Lenin more so but since the pay was lucrative, he decided to accept the commission. Since there was…
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