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T.V. Mama

yo mama so fat when she walk by the tv you miss three channels!!

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Gay, Yo Mama

Yo mama is sooo fat she has to wear two watches because she lives in two different time zones! Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning! Yo mama is so gay she makes straight people crooked!

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Yo Mama

Your mama so ugly

Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, the mirror wouldn’t look back at her!

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Yo Mama

Yo mama is like a frying pan

Yo mama is like a frying pan, everyone gets to stick their meat in.

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Wedding

Just Following Mama’s Advice

The young bride’s mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. “Never let your husband see you in the nude,” she advised. “You should always wear something.” “Yes, mother,” replied the obedient girl. Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, “Dear, has there ever been any insanity in your family?” “Not that I know of,” she answered. “Why?” “Well, we’ve been married…

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Yo Mama

yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat, she would have been in E.T except when she biked accross the full moon she caused an eclipse!!!!!

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Yo Mama

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YO MOMMA SO STUPID… Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink! Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma…

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