Mama mama Jokes - page 13

Your mama is so bald head she got to smile to put her hair in a ponytail.

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Yo mama so ugly they put her face in the dough to make gorilla cookies.

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1) your mama is soo ugly she made Freddy Kruger have nightmares. 2) your mama is so poor , she stole free chesse 3) your mama is soooo fat she sat on a cruve and made a driveway 4)your mama is soooo old , she left her purse in Noah’s ark 4)your mamas soo stupid, she returned a dounut because it had a hole in it 5) your mamas sooo fat , she went to class and sat next to…

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Yo mama so fuckin fat and ugly that when she went to Japan they all screamed “GODZILLA HAS RETURNED”

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Your mama is so stupid, she called my house and asked me what my phone number was.

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Your mama so fat when she posed for Penthouse they had to make the centerfold 4 extra pages bigger.

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Yo mama so fat they had to grease the door frame and hold a twinke on the other side just to get her through. or Your mama is so fat her cereal bowl came with a life guard.

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Yo mama’s so stupid she locked her keys in the car and couldn’t get out for a week!

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Your Mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. Your Mama is so black that she could swim through tar and leave a streak. Your Mama is so dumb that we rode past the YMCA and she said “Look, somebody spelled MACY’S wrong.” Your Mama so dumb that I taught her the running man and haven’t seen her since. Your Mama so old that she knew Captain Crunch since he was a private.

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