Lewinsky Jokes - page 6

One day the President called Monica Lewinsky into the Oval Office. When she entered, the President asked Monica, “Would you like to see my clock?” “Um, sure.” Monica said. With that Bill unzipped his fly and took out his “little william”. “That’s not a clock!” Monica screamed. “It will be once I get two hands and a face on it.”

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A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display. The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below, the picture is titled “Got Milk?” The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled “Forgot milk”. The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache on it. It’s entitled “Not Milk”.

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What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a coke machine? They both have a slot that says, “Insert Bill Here”.

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The other day President Clinton paid Monica Lewinsky the nicest compliment…”My dear, you have the prettiest set of teeth I’ve come across.”

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What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky before she went down on him? Answer: “Paper or plastic”?

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If the DNA test on Monica Lewinsky’s dress shows the stain to be fruit juice, does that mean that President Clinton can be imPEACHed?

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What did Bill Clinton say about Monica Lewinsky? She’s the prettiest face I’ve ever come across.

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Did you know they’re having a hard time with the DNA on Monica Lewinsky’s dress…. It seems everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA! ——- You know how Bill & Hillary met don’t you?….. They dated the same girl in college! ——- Did you hear Hillary is now getting up at 4 AM every morning?…… She stated the she is going to be the First Lady!

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What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? The White House pool table!!!!

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