Lewinsky Jokes - page 3

CLINTON TRAGEDIO AMERICANO (Program notes translated by Rodgers Wood) Cast of Characters: Bill Clinton, tenor – philandering President of the United States Hillary Rodham Clinton, soprano – his long-suffering wife Monica Lewinsky, soprano – a conniving little White House intern Ken Starr, basso – puritanical special prosecutor Henry Hyde, basso – a true believer congressman Linda Tripp, contralto – double-crossing friend of Monica’s Paula Jones, contralto – a wild woman from Arkansas Sam Donaldson, baritone – a television news reporter…

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Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is William Jefferson Clinton and I’m the President of the United States. And right now I’m going trough some minor legal problems that you may or may not have heard about, and these legal problems are probably going to force me out of office sooner or later and that got me thinking the other day. When I’m out of office I’m going to need some sort of steady income to support my family,…

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Call Lewinsky I Need The Oral Now

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Q: How are Monica Lewinsky and the Bermuda Triangle alike? A: They both swallow a lot of seamen.

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Q: What do you get if you cross Monica Lewinsky with a Coke? A: A Blowpop

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Q. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky? A. I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election!!!

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What is the difference between a drunken sailor and Monica Lewinsky? One is a seaman who can’t hold his liquor the other is a licker who can’t hold her semen.

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Did you hear that Chelsea Clinton is sueing Monica Lewinsky? Chelsea is claiming that Monica swallowed her brother!!

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