Lawyers Jokes - page 5

A group of terrorists burst into the conference room at the Ramada Inn, where the American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages. The terrorist leader announced that unless their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour.

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Q. How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? A. Depends on how thin you slice them. Q. Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A. Professional courtesy. Q. Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? A. No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. Q. How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly? A. When your lawyer doesn’t seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore. Q. What do you call an honest lawyer?…

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